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My aunt sent this to me
by donna h.
views: 11 | rating: 8.5 | comments: 11
February 02, 2007 10:18 PM EST -- I have no idea where it came from or who wrote it but it is too funny Supermarket Surround sound/scent   The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce . . . more
WHY?
by Craig Olson
views: 13 | rating: 7 | comments: 6
November 30, 2006 01:34 PM EST --    Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not . . . more
The Purina Diet
by Skip Bleecker
views: 25 | rating: 10 | comments: 19
December 31, 2007 11:03 AM EST -- I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at the grocery store and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?    Duh? On impulse, . . . more
Publish Rubbish
by Craig Olson
views: 10 | rating: 7 | comments: 5
November 28, 2006 10:57 AM EST --   Short and Funny I dialed a number and got the following recording:     "I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call.   I am making . . . more
Quote of the Day (11/27)
by Leigh 3.
views: 25 | rating: 10 | comments: 16
November 27, 2007 07:51 AM EST -- Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source. -- Ron Nesen more
December 07, 2007 02:27 PM EST --   The Philosophy of Ambiguity   One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.... Atheism is a non-prophet organization. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows . . . more
March 05, 2007 01:03 AM EST -- I used to work in a grocery store and every friday there was this really cute elderly couple come to shop. They had a cart and the woman would pick something up and put it in the cart and walk on . . . more
February 25, 2008 12:46 PM EST -- Brain Dysfunction    The only time she's not complaining is when she's asleep. ************************************************************************** Sharon: What are the only . . . more
BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW
by Craig Olson
views: 20 | rating: 8.7 | comments: 4
January 05, 2007 02:34 PM EST -- Blonde's Year in Review. January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit . . . more
April 28, 2007 02:39 PM EDT -- "When you come to a fork in the road, take it!" Yogi Berra ********************************************************** "Nobody comes here any more because it's too crowded." . . . more
January 06, 2008 09:46 PM EST -- A Blonde's Year in Review. January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print  labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles . . . more
Laws of Life
by Craig Olson
views: 19 | rating: 8.5 | comments: 8
June 11, 2007 02:37 PM EDT --   These laws came from an anonymous e-mail.   Laws of Life   Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. . . . more
Anonymous Humorous Stories
by Craig Olson
views: 11 | rating: 8.5 | comments: 6
June 12, 2007 10:51 AM EDT -- The most creative  rationale for throwing an apple core out of the car window is- "It will plant seeds for other trees to grow." And, of course, our highways are lined with apple trees-- . . . more
Seniors Under Attack
by Craig Olson
views: 18 | rating: 7.4 | comments: 8
June 13, 2007 09:11 AM EDT -- This is another anonymous e-mail that was forwarded to me.   Subject:  SENIORS UNDER ATTACK : Subject: SENIORS UNDER ATTACK : THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY! . . . more
bathing the cat
by Melissa L.
views: 8 | rating: 9.7 | comments: 3
November 08, 2006 07:40 PM EST -- Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat: 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat . . . more
STUPID
by Craig Olson
views: 14 | rating: 7.5 | comments: 4
December 24, 2006 02:53 PM EST --   Nice Ways To Call Someone Stupid                  A few clowns short of a circus             . . . more
Some Super Corny Jokes
by Arielle K.
views: 46 | rating: 9.9 | comments: 10
December 06, 2006 11:54 AM EST -- Had this forwarded to me an an e-mail.   They are super corny but hopefully some will make you chuckle a little bit!   ___________________________________________ Some are corny but some . . . more
Inmate of the Month
by Craig Olson
views: 14 | rating: 8.5 | comments: 7
August 14, 2007 01:01 PM EDT -- Bragging   My son is Inmate of the Month at the state prison.       I used to go to church religiously.     My daughter is Patient of the Month at the state mental . . . more
Aging
by Craig Olson
views: 43 | rating: 8.9 | comments: 7
April 05, 2008 12:29 PM EDT -- George Carlin on aging!   (Absolutely Brilliant) George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? . . . more
May 16, 2008 01:16 PM EDT --   The author, who was probably a Qantas employee, had a good reason to be anonymous. He probably would have been fired if he got caught writing this. Remember it takes a college degree to fly . . . more
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