Tag: joke
group name: auntroxy
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December 31, 2007 09:25 AM EST --
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. ~Jay Leno
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May 15, 2007 07:14 PM EDT --
Ok, so some person or persons has been fairly aggressively drive-by'ing all of my work today. Oh well - it's not as if what you think means a thing to me! Sure, it hurt during the photo . . .
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November 27, 2007 07:51 AM EST --
Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
-- Ron Nesen
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March 05, 2007 01:03 AM EST --
I used to work in a grocery store and every friday there was this really cute elderly couple come to shop. They had a cart and the woman would pick something up and put it in the cart and walk on . . .
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November 05, 2006 03:16 AM EST --
Carpal tunnel syndrome has become a scourge among today's active and computer literate population. Men, especially, are becoming afflicted with this serious health problem.
To help . . .
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November 26, 2007 09:10 AM EST --
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot.
- Unknown
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July 06, 2007 05:59 PM EDT --
Subject: Aliens
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June 05, 2007 10:48 AM EDT --
A doctor calls his patient to give him the results of his test. "I have some bad news and some worse news", says the doctor. "The bad news is that you only have 24 hours to live!" . . .
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July 16, 2007 02:40 PM EDT --
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't . . .
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August 30, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. . . .
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November 04, 2006 02:39 AM EST --
Stepped on one of those penny scales that tell a person's weight and fortune. "Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, . . .
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November 30, 2006 01:48 PM EST --
Comment by Craig
I thought that her health plan was a good idea.
Joke
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in Ithica, NY to talk about the world.
After her talk she offers . . .
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December 01, 2006 09:12 AM EST --
Ole saw a sign in a restaurant window.
It read... "Happy hour special: Lobster Tail and Beer"
"Uff Da," he says to Sven, "dems my tree favourite tings." . . .
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June 13, 2007 02:54 PM EDT --
This is another anonymous joke.
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went . . .
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December 22, 2007 12:55 PM EST --
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know . . .
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June 25, 2007 09:00 AM EDT --
STUPID OR WHAT
THEY WALK AMONG US!
I was calling to order a pizza ,with the menu in hand, I order a large pizza with ground beef, bacon, and extra cheese and the girl on the phone says . . .
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July 13, 2007 09:12 AM EDT --
I am very skeptical as to whether this anonymous story is true.
I don't see how anyone could be that dumb.
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
> (the actual AP . . .
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August 01, 2007 02:06 PM EDT --
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the . . .
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August 29, 2007 08:21 AM EDT --
CURTAIN RODS
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third . . .
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December 22, 2007 01:09 PM EST --
I don't know if this is true or not. I thought it was funny even if somebody made it up. Somebody e-mailed it to me.
This is too sweet to keep to myself.
Merry Christmas Everyone! . . .
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