Tag: humor
group name: auntroxy
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February 02, 2007 10:18 PM EST --
I have no idea where it came from or who wrote it but it is too funny
Supermarket Surround
sound/scent
The new supermarket near my house has an automatic
water mister to keep the produce . . .
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June 13, 2007 02:57 PM EDT --
What they go and do..get high on weeds!!!!!
Ok, I saw this headline and I couldn't resist!!!!!
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November 25, 2006 02:23 PM EST --
They say laughter is very good for you and even alleviates pain.
This video got me laughing my head off today. Hope you enjoy it too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk
And . . .
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May 21, 2007 10:37 AM EDT --
When I just picked up my mail, I couldn't believe the stuff that was in that box!!
Sample of Hamburger helper- mac/cheese
Sample size Grape-Nuts Trail Mix Crunch
Sample size Honey Bunches of Oats . . .
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December 15, 2006 03:12 PM EST --
Once upon a time, in a kingdom known as The Internet, there dwelt a quaint village called Gather. Now, this place wasn’t very large as such villages go, but it touted itself . . .
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December 30, 2007 04:32 PM EST --
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately,
it kills all of its students.
~ Robin Williams
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November 13, 2006 10:38 AM EST --
Ole and Lena go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor
asks them what the problem is and Lena goes into a tirade listing every
problem they have ever had . . .
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November 13, 2006 10:51 AM EST --
Fishing Trip
On Saturday morning I got up early. I put on my long johns. I dressed quietly. I got my lunch made, grabbed the dog and went to the garage to . . .
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January 05, 2008 02:58 PM EST --
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes." Unknown
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November 06, 2006 08:28 AM EST --
I have a few suggestions to replace "The Garden State." Here goes:
1. NJ: Sure we're corrupt, but we're a hell of a good time!
2. NJ: Gay... if it's . . .
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February 16, 2007 03:03 PM EST --
My youngest is always so mean and nasty to me, so to me this was really special. I dont know why some daughters just don't get along with their mothers- but she is one of them. On Valentines . . .
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May 21, 2007 06:42 AM EDT --
I went with my daughter and a friend of mine on Saturday afternoon to catch this one. It was cute. I had heard reviews saying it wasn't that good, but I found it to pretty funny. My daughter . . .
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December 01, 2006 08:42 AM EST --
From its completion in 125 A.D. until 1958, the Pantheon's domed ceiling was the largest unsupported concrete span in the world. It was surpassed only with the construction of the CNIT building in . . .
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November 30, 2006 01:34 PM EST --
Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not . . .
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November 06, 2006 07:38 PM EST --
1. What do you put in a toaster?
The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question . . .
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November 07, 2006 02:04 PM EST --
Reasons Not To Mess with Children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very . . .
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June 05, 2007 11:09 PM EDT --
I saw this one last week, and it took me by surprise. I went in thinking it was just a comedy and it was a little bit more. Jenna makes pies, and names them. Jenna also has the most controlling husband . . .
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June 08, 2007 07:17 AM EDT --
Just an update, I received my BzzKit yesterday! In it was coupons and 2 free ones- I am having a BBQ on 6/23- I am hoping that I will be able to find these in the stores by then and use them during my . . .
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June 08, 2007 07:46 AM EDT --
ATTENTION ....BzzAgents in the Suffolk County, NY area..
Well the other day, after having the coupon in my wallet for some time.....found the EggCreations..
In my area I found them in the . . .
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February 22, 2007 11:42 AM EST --
Today's the day. My colonoscopy is in a few hours, I am almost done prepping for it. Do Dr's just think up these torture ideas. I didn't even have the procedure yet and I am exhausted. I will . . .
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